Find what looks like Oreos in Lisa's pantry.
They’re the Mexican Oreo’s.
If you took a ton of Reese's Pieces,
carefully removed the candy coating from it so that there were no candy shards on the actual peanut butter, and did this for enough pieces so that you were left with a jar’s worth of peanut butter from a (fuck) ton of Reese’s Pieces, would you appreciate that jar? Would you just down the jar, or would you take your time with that jar because of all the sweat (and tears) that you put...
Rumour: Bayonetta 2 Has Been Cancelled →
I got called Josh again.
It happens pretty often. I don’t understand. Jonathan. Josh. Not even close. And the funny thing is, I’ve never got along with Joshes.
Didn't realize it,
But I killed Leroy Walker with the Lincoln Repeater.
The mysterious stranger is more willing to...
He’s a stranger with a heart of gold.
Coworker: It's because if she takes off her glasses, lasers will shoot out.
Other coworker: Oh, like Gambit, right?
Me: Get out.
Lisa's playing Demon's Souls.
I better make some popcorn.
Yay, Tumblr update lets me see full replies on my...
It’s not really necessary to wait a few weeks for it, but better late than never.
A guy just cussed me out because I asked him to...
Who is so irritated, that they can’t repeat a few numbers?
Standing next to a woman that works at Whataburger...
Suddenly, I just really hungry. I swear I can smell whataburger now.
What's your heroic title? →
princesslink: kyozoku: checkoutthatspiffycape: khushrenada: subtleimperfection: azu-rah: daydreammelody: Etty, The Sexy Optometrist. WHAT Azu, the Altruistic Scientist. That’s…not heroic, but I actually really like that… Cho, the Sexy Mechanic. Um. Okay. khushrenada, The Soul Wizard. Brittney, the Rune Cannibal. If my name wasn’t so normal. *shakes fist* Mike, The...
I want cereal
But I have no cereal. Lorrie has made me want cereal like crazy.
zombrows: Read More I would room with you if I lived in your state and not Texas.
I'm hungry, but haven't bought groceries.
It literally takes two-four minutes to walk to H-E-B or CVS, but don’t feel like it. Meh.
me and bowser are NOT on good terms right now
sampleinajar: i come downstairs in the living room to find he is clawing up all my blocking boards. i punish him, and where does he run?? ON TOP OF MY FUCKING KNITTING TABLE, where he knows he is not supposed to be. he is in the basement for the day. i am so mad. He’s on a warpath, eh?
jxw3: foxesandalphawaves: jxw3: a-fool-like-aimee: Read More Totally Sucks Had a guy whom I hated live in the same hallway as me when I was going to Kingsville Was it Jeremy? I couldn’t stand that little shit. Na man, skinny josh. I always wanted to just hit the guy Oh, I wanted to punch Jeremy ; he was dead to me after he too his Xbox back. Skinny Josh whined too much.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Realized I'm wearing my Batman shirt, and Bat...
jxw3: Classy. I still don’t have batman boxers, or star wars boxers. My training is not yet complete.
Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs...
graphicspuddle: I adore all of my OCs and all of everybody else’s ;w; Susan, Gabriel, and James: Lisa and I will make you three into awesome characters.
zombrows: So my cat just spent a solid minute licking the bed, then proceeded to look at me like he was offended and walked out of the room. Between his constant need for attention, weird misbehavior, and random fits of madness, I am really starting to think that he might be completely insane and could do something drastic. He tried to suffocate me in my sleep a while back. He laid across my...
I found my charger in Lisa’s car.
I think I left my phone charger at my house.